The Fourth Annual Traveling Twosome Paper Football Championship Bowl Game ended with what appeared to be yet another victory for Char. But as we were editing the video for release, we realized that the score was miscounted by 1 point…. and Char’s margin of victory was only 1 point. This resulted in us having to strip Char of the victory and correctly proclaim the game a tie.
Of course, we could not leave it like that. Our Battle of the Sexes competitions must end with one of us winning. Ties are not allowed.
We agreed to a rematch.
But that wasn’t all. Char’s fans decided to make her hold up to a promise she issued on our radio show. Let me explain…
I had played paper football countless times over my life – and I had never lost. I introduced Char to the game and for the first several matches, as expected, I won. But then, something VERY unexpected happened. Char suddenly surprised me with a 56-17 blowout victory. She had become the new paper football champion and did it convincingly. We’ve played several times since that match – and Char has won each time, retaining her title of champion. But each of her victories after that first one have been close… very close! Often, she’s won the game on a literal LAST SECOND touchdown. To be for sure, a win is a win. But her fans noticed that she constantly taunted me about how she would “blow me away” only to end up winning by a slim margin or on a last second score. They challenged her to blow me away this time.
Here is the rematch, for your enjoyment. Does Char retain her title? Does she blow me away? Do I reclaim the paper football championship? It’s all here… watch and find out! Also, for your entertainment pleasure, after the game Char and I engage in an arm wrestling match. I can go ahead and tell you that for this mixed gender arm wrestling match, Char won (big surprise).