We’re less than 72 hours away from the much anticipated Traveling Twosome Battle of the Sexes Arm Wrestling competition to be held Thursday night, January 28, 2010. There’s been a lot of pep talk from our readers encouraging us in this event… mostly rooting for Char while the poll results on who you think will win the event have been mostly neck and neck. Over the past week, Char has pulled ahead a bit in the polls and at the time of this writing, the voting stands at 109-95, Char in the lead.
We’ve had a blast reading your comments – our readers have been engaging us in conversation about this event for many weeks now. And as we wrote about in our post on our friendly taunting, Char and I have had a lot of fun teasing each other about our upcoming victory (we both are promising a decisive victory for ourselves this Thursday).
In less than three days, the event will finally be upon us… and while we’ll both enter the competition ready to declare victory, only one of us will. Before the big day, we figured we’d take the opportunity to taunt each other one more time. If this kind of reminds you of the Andy Kaufman rants and videos from his early 1980s trash talking days… well, that’s the point. Char and I are both Andy Kaufman fans. So enjoy this pre-match fun as Char and I make our final case before entering the event this Thursday night…
Louis’ Rant to Char: Char, I’ve read the comments from all your “fans and cheerleaders” out there reading and following this blog. And while it’s touching to see all the support you’ve got out there for this event… none of it will matter when we sit down to the table. And even though you’ve tried to gain some unfair advantage along the way… I’m not letting that happen. From our reader ‘Kim’ who’s been begging to be your referee so she can rig the match in your favor to ‘Coach T’ who practically posted a book on guidelines for you winning the match – it all simply comes down to you and me. You won’t be able to have Kim there to call “foul” when it’s obvious you’re going down. The encouraging comments from Laura won’t help when it’s just you and me at the table. And you won’t be able to take the Coach’s advice without knowing that I’ll be just as prepared with that same information. So… while I’m all warm and fuzzy over the great show of support out there for you… it’ll help you win about as much as would wearing that super hero cape Laura keeps promising to make for you.
Now, that all being said, let me say… I love you – you’re the greatest wife in the world! 🙂
Char’s Rant to Louis: Louis, my darling, my amazing and wonderful husband, my dream come true… BRING IT ON! I ain’t’a’scared’a’you!!! Unfair advantage? UNFAIR ADVANTAGE???? Did you fall and hit your head again? Honey, did you forget that even if you use the game plan MY new coach gave ME it seems I have more upper body strength than you and you are still GOING D-O-O-O-W-W-N! Whassamattah? You shakin’ in your boots again? Kim has read enough to know when I need someone to protect my “fair game”. She saw your videos….. LOL She is a good friend…the one who wants to make sure you don’t claim Victory by cheating me! Kim, I love ya baby! Laura…well.. what can I say? She’s my sista-chick! She HAS to cheer for ME! It’s in the sista-chick rule book! *wink* BTW, Laura….. I need my cape!!! LOL And as for Coach T…my new friend…. well, what can I say! A coach should know how to call a Win and I believe coach has voted for ME! HA! Louis, baby, Thursday night is going to be a painful night for you. You’ll be weeping and I’ll be doing the CHAR VICTORY DANCE! OH YEAH! UH-HUH OH YEAH That’s right….. That’s right…. That’s right……. Be afraid…… be VERY afraid…… *insert passionate kiss* Love you!! You are the most amazing husband in the world and I LOVE playing with you!!!
CLICK HERE TO WATCH A VIDEO OF CHAR TAUNTING LOUIS ABOUT THEIR UPCOMING MATCH! (7 MB MP4 file)
ALSO, CHAR RECORDED A VIDEO OF HER IMITATION OF WHAT LOUIS WILL BE DOING AFTER SHE BEATS HIM IN THE ARM WRESTLING COMPETITION (3 MB MP4 file)
Well, folks, it all comes down to Thursday night… stay tuned to The Traveling Twosome to see what happens when Char and Louis finally face off in the Traveling Twosome Arm Wrestling Challenge!